Let’s talk about this three-legged jungle badass named Chivo. I rescued this scruffy nugget from the wild—and after four leg surgeries, you’d think he’d be chillin’ on the couch, soaking in the rehab vibes. But no. This jungle rebel bolts out into the jungle like he’s got coatis, monkeys and jaguars to conquer and legends to write. Comes back with a shredded face, stitches ripped, tail wagging like, “What? I’m good.” One day he disappears and somehow shows up at a BBQ two kilometers away, just v