The Everglades isn’t a national park — it’s a biological weapons testing site that God forgot to clean up. ☣️You’ve got gators, 18-foot pythons, rattlesnakes, crocodiles, panthers, poisonous spiders, and bull sharks who looked at a freshwater swamp decades ago and said, “Yeah, this looks like a great place to start a family.” This ain’t an ecosystem. This is Thunderdome with extra steps — every single resident trying to liquefy your organs.It takes a deeply unhinged individual to look at that so