When I first heard of Jurassic Park: Scan Command, I was ready for a solid game. I mean, who ever heard of a game where you use your cereal box to whip up a vicious T-Rex? Needless to say, I was ...

Well, it's a good idea. It just doesn't work. The scanner can't read bar codes very well, and there's this extremely irritating blare when it doesn't. It gives you only a piece or two of DNA for each ...